Dead Inside But Caffeinated Sweatshirt

A soft, lived-in crewneck that wears like your favorite coffee shop cardigan. This medium-weight sweatshirt wraps you in cozy warmth while a subtle, slightly spooky graphic lets your dry humor do the talking: a relaxed skeleton crowned with coffee imagery and the phrase “Dead Inside but Caffeinated.” It layers easily over tees or under jackets, moves with you thanks to tubular knit construction, and keeps its shape through double-needle stitching and a ribbed collar. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean comfort you can feel good about. Reach for it on chilly mornings, late-night study sessions, or slow weekend coffee runs when you want comfort and a little sarcastic charm.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton‑polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embroidery options at left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
- Ethically grown US cotton, pearlized tear-away label, made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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